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One effective, humorous and above all, BRAVE manner of ending your speech is suggesting to the bride that she take her new title of ‘wife’ seriously and perhaps giving her some pointers. DesignerSpeech has compiled some excellent examples including the following: A misogynist’s “5 Top Tips For Husbands”, “10 Marriage Tips For Women” written by a Man, “10 Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife”, “Instruction For The Young Wife” written in 1894 and “How To Be A Good Wife” – A 1960s guide!

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Let us be clear that the delivery of this content should be done with a firm tongue in cheek! You do not want to offend anyone and this material should go down very well with everyone as long as you accentuate the funny, harmless intent!


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1. In closing I would like to congratulate Gavin and as a married man myself I can tell him you will look back on this day many, many, many times. But there’s no point crying over spilt milk mate, you make your bed and you have to lie in. Actually now you have a wife she can make your bed for you. Start the car!

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Five Top Tips For Husbands
5. Don’t talk down to your wife. She might not be as intelligent as…

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10 Marriage Tips For Women – Written By A Man.
10. We don’t care that the toilet seat is meant…

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Ten Things You Should Never Say To Your Wife.
10. ‘I prefer the way my mum makes it’…

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Instruction & Advice For The Young Wife Written In 1894! (DS – There is a lot of…

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HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE – A 1960s guide!
Have dinner ready for him when he gets home. –…

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