Mr Heckles

In some people’s world it is only natural that once they have had a drink they should be the star of the show and more often than not, the moment they decide to announce their arrival is during the best man’s speech. The best way to deal with Mr Heckles is put them back in their place with a short, sharp remark and move on as quickly as possible! Stick with us as you are in the very best hands!

MR HECKLES

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Mr Heckles Teaser


1. That was John Smith shouting out there Ladies & Gentleman. Many thanks for shouting out your incoherent thoughts John. I am going to take the stance of every woman you have ever met by just simply ignoring you and moving on.

Mr Heckles 2-10



2. Thanks for shouting out there John. I did ask the staff to provide colouring books for the…

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Mr Heckles 11-22



11. Ladies & Gentleman shouting out there is John. As many of his ex-girlfriends will testify…

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